Kunoichi Ninpocho

Behind the cut is a clip from the movie "Female Ninjas: The Magic Chronicles." It was part of a series of Yamada B exploitation movies made in the 90s. They're about a female ninja (Kunoichi) who fights bad guys using increasingly strange methods of inflicting pain. This clip features the "crab foam" attack. I'd never heard of this series before, but a couple scenes found their way onto the internet about a week ago and people have been emailing me the videos nonstop. There's subtitles on this clip, but it still won't make any sense. It's NSFW and a bit offensive so I've put it behind a cut, click read more to see it.


16 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Why doesn't he just walk away from the sluggishly slow foam? WTF indeed!!

Anonymous said...

huh, my eyes are visually processing this, but my mind's not following along. seriously, who thinks of stuff like this?

Anonymous said...

Hard to believe the actors can keep a straight face!

Anonymous said...

LOL at the last guy trying to make a big fuss jumping over the foam

Sally said...

I'm trying to analyze what the social/cultural/gender messages of this might be, but I'm not getting anywhere with it...

Anonymous said...

Wow, I suppose that was the yeast she could do.

UKyuki said...

vajayjay lol. wow i want to see the whole movie just for the wtfs

Anonymous said...

this is the video that made me wonder "what kind of crack do they put in sushi" I mean its gotta have something more than just crack in it. Maybe acid?

Anonymous said...

Wtf were they doing in the beginning? Having sex 10 feet apart?

Kirbano said...

WHAT THE FUCK!

Anonymous said...

Okay, seriously? This is just bad. Not even weird anymore.

Anonymous said...

Talk about a Yeast infection lol

Luke said...

What even is this..?

sara the pirate,yo said...

Who's the ninja/man ? Who's having... vocal sex?

Anonymous said...

what the shit is this?
are there people who actually enjoy watching this?

Anonymous said...

How is this NSFW? Where do you people work that its not OK to watch a ninja die in a giant pile of crotch foam? My favorite part of this video is "nimble ninja" at the end who merely jumps over the foamy mess.

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