Pizza Hut Japan


Mmmm, 646 hundred calories a slice. It even comes with ketchup and maple syrup as dipping sauces. This monstrosity is just the tip of the iceberg, check out Pizza Hut's Japanese website here. Some of them look kind of good but you don't want to read the ingredients, almost all the pizzas on the menu have mayonnaise on them.

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  1. looks delicious lol

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    1. England is the best.
      And fuck the rest
      from the east to the west

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  2. They are also pretty expensive, 3500 yen (~$38)

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  3. LOL they have this in china too

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  4. Oh man, and they call Americans fat.

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    1. The difference is you would eat that whole pizza yourself where a Japanese family would split it between 3-4 people.

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    2. Except that most Americans are fat: 68% overweight, and half of those are obese (2008).
      In Japan, obesity is just over 3%.
      So the reason they call Americans fat is because they are. And the reason Japan has a reputation for having slim, healthy people is because they do (I've been there, twice).
      Sure, there is junk food in Japan, and some of it is over the top. But Japanese people don't subsist on that garbage, whereas it is common for Americans to eat nothing but.

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    3. ^true. There's definitely less heavy creamy and calorie filled food.
      Also, japanese incorporate lots of vegetables into their food.

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    4. dude japanese foods don't have as much grease in it as american foods

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    5. Fuck all the Americans

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  5. Well, they must be doing something right. They don't have t.v. shows where people are so fat they have to be cut from their sofas they've been there so long. Yay America! :/

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    1. Shut the fuck up

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    2. you shut the fuck up

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    3. Don't tell me to shut the fuck up, you shut the fuck up

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    4. ha, anonymous people telling each other to shut up... how pointless!

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    5. I hope all of you get eatin by raging hippos and choke on their stuffed wenies

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    6. Shut the fuck up

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    7. You shut the fuck up

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    8. Don't tell me to shut the fuck up, you shut the fuck up

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    9. ha, anonymous people telling each other to shut up... how pointless!

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  6. Japanese pizzas ROCK! assuming you like the toppings.

    FYI that Mini Dog pizza that's currently at the top of the page:
    3400 yen for a L (large) is about $37.66 US dollars...for a 31 cm diameter pizza (12 inches)

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  7. Yummy!!! If they had that here I'd be a fat ass!!!

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  8. Well, the mayo thing is a japanese thing. They like Mayo, and their mayo tastes different than say... miracle whip. So it's understandable that it's used as a condiment over there.

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    1. I think they call that mayo yum yum sauce used on sushi in the states.

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  9. "Oh man, and they call Americans fat."

    That's cuz you are, fatass. What? Yeah, I'm Asian, jearous much!?

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  10. rather be fat than have a little baby weewee! HAHAAHAHAHAHH!!!

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  11. "Jearous", LOL, yes. Those pizzas are awesome, bet they'd be cheaper in the US too.

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  12. Mayo on Pizza sounds gross but Japanese Cupie Mayo, now that is Mayonnaise that tastes good on ANYTHING!!! ;)

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  13. We got Domino's in Osaka. Our pizza? Pepperoni, Pineapple, and mini hotdogs, with mayo. They called it the "American Special."

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  14. If you scroll down that website says Copyright Kentucky Fried Chicken Japan.

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  15. I'm sick of hearing people comparing China to Japan wake up ! These are two different leagues don't mistake me i'm found of both countries but come on stop the delusion.
    And by the way Pizza Hut is garbage (worked there) Shakey's pizza FTW

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  16. I saw a hamburger that had around 1000 calories but 678 calories a slice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF WTF WTF It looks dilicious though...........Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Tasty.........

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  17. After Google Translate I found my new favorite phrase: "Excellent compatibility with the mayonnaise and meat!"

    Mmm...

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  18. ""Oh man, and they call Americans fat."

    That's cuz you are, fatass. What? Yeah, I'm Asian, jearous much!?"

    I'm Asian too, herp derp. You really shouldn't make assumptions of people being fatass over the internet. Who's to say you aren't one either?

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  19. there is probably cat in it

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    1. theres no cat in the food you baka smh its sad how you judge a food because of rumors there are places that have crickets on a stick whats gross to the U.S. is better and healthier in other countries that don't use fatty ingredients in there food so please get your facts straight before commenting

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  20. Americans suck. Even though I am one.

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    1. And our country allows you speak that way.
      Other countries would lambast your ass for talking like that.

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    2. Hell yea...if you were in China they would drag your ass through the streets by a horse....then burn your house or some shit calling you a traitor.

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  21. i want pizza...enough said mayo or no may i want piza...the one in the picture k thanks :)

    usa chica

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  22. it looks like a fat person would eat that and have a strok fat people should die

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  23. they eat dogs on there pizzas so dont eat them u fucking munks

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  24. eh, will kill you just as fast as the U.S. pizza hut

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  25. Ill have you know that instead of tomato sauce they use mayonase in japan and it isnt normal american mayo so shut the fuck up educate yourselves before you say such rude comments.

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  26. how come japs are skinnier than americans - when they eat this
    wtf

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  27. Thats for TWO pizzas.. faggot

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  28. I think I remember seeing an ad for this in Korea two years ago...

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  29. Dude, that's some kickass pizza.

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  30. Uh, its nigger,not niger.

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    1. You know most racist idiots can't spell.

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  31. AAAAH , it looks sooo yummy :9
    even it has 678 calories ...
    hahaha :3
    but , it's not ALL the americans are FAT
    (i have a friend that a friend is THINER than me , and i have 40kg,okay, im a little fat TT')
    or ALL the japanese are THIN ...
    it's just that the majority mighty be FAT and THIN ...
    i guess ... =.=

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  32. For those wondering, Japanese mayonnaise is COMPLETELY different from American mayonnaise. It's got a different (better, imo) flavor, different color and is used in a lot of "traditional" Japanese foods like takoyaki and okonomiyaki. It tastes more like French dressing than mayonnaise.

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  33. wares the gravy, and three cheese blend, dammit!!

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  34. Looks like a epic meal time pizza

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  35. Japan does dip dish pizza right

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  36. reminds of that taco pizza mmmmm

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  37. As an American living in Japan I've notice most Japanese people walk/ride buses/trains more than Americans. Most Americans act like that can't walk 2 blocks from their own house.

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  38. Any of 'The Works' in Japan's Pizza Hut's?
    The all you can eat buffet type that is in Australia, etc.

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  39. hmm that doesn't even look edible, quite frankly I think it looks pretty disgusting but, eh. Eat what you want right?

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  40. Nagasaki and Hiroshima!

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  41. It's clearly a party pizza. It could easily feed an entire office.

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  42. the creator of this rant post is an idiot. Where do you think Japan got the idea? UH-MUR-ICA. Moron. You think Japan invented this disgusting thing? NOPE! Good ole USA. The makers of 40% of the world's garbage. Just cuz another country makes it (oh yeah, US company) is no reason to yell at them. Yell at the inventor - USA. Moron.

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  43. Why does everyone hate America?
    We're nothing like people insist so forcefully that we are.
    It's like a game, and it sucks.
    We don't tote guns, live off junk food, weigh 1,000 pounds, worship Jesus and Walmart, and marry our cousins. :(
    We're just normal people.
    I'm living in Australia now and have been for several years now. And while there is a tangible culture difference at times, usually it's just like being back home.

    More on topic, that pizza looks awful. I'd rather try Japan's shrimp, octopus, and mayonnaise pizza.
    My exchange student roommate in college from Osaka turned me on to Japanese mayo, and it's incredible. It's very light with a unique flavor. You should give it a chance.

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  44. Why does everyone hate America?
    We're nothing like people insist so forcefully that we are.
    It's like a game, and it sucks.
    We don't tote guns, live off junk food, weigh 1,000 pounds, worship Jesus and Walmart, and marry our cousins. :(
    We're just normal people.
    I'm living in Australia now and have been for several years now. And while there is a tangible culture difference at times, usually it's just like being back home.

    More on topic, that pizza looks awful. I'd rather try Japan's shrimp, octopus, and mayonnaise pizza.
    My exchange student roommate in college from Osaka turned me on to Japanese mayo, and it's incredible. It's very light with a unique flavor. You should give it a chance.

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    1. I'm very sorry about the double post by the way. My phone is having quite a lot of trouble loading this page properly and had crashed several times. It appears to have posted my reply twice as a result.

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    2. Yeah, fuck you

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