Jive Mutton

You often hear about ideas being lost in translation. Many times even a great translator cannot transfer the tone or eloquence of the original text. Every once in a while however, something is gained in translation. What could be gained you ask? WTFs.
This is a poster for a Mongolian restaurant in Japan. It has Japanese and English instructions that teach people how to cook mutton on a Mongolian grill. Apparently the Japanese translation is fairly ordinary, but the English translation is... well you have to see it...

Pictures via Tim's Ramblings

27 comments:

  1. Is that how they think all English speakers speak? I can't even identify the dialect they are attempting to imitate.

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  2. It's called English, Moss. American English. America...where Caucasian immigrants are still trying to learn to talk like the black natives.

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  3. caucasian.... immigrants??? those 2 words really dont go together at all

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  4. Believe it or not, almost all caucasians are immigrants from the Estern part of the world.

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  5. Looks like somebody needs to go back to history class. Does Christopher Columbus and the pilgrims sound familiar?

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  6. Check with Wikipedia. Caucasians are from the Middle East; Turkey, Iran, eastern part of Russia. The name spread to include just about all of Europe. Immigrants to the Americas (North and South) who are not Asian or African are mostly Caucasian.

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  7. Um.. American immigrants are mainly ethiopian.. WTF are you talking about?

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  8. "black natives."
    you best be joking. 'native americans' were NATIVES, blacks were immigrants / slaves forced over. lrn2history

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  9. "Um.. American immigrants are mainly ethiopian.. WTF are you talking about?"

    dude, are you huffing gasoline?

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  10. wow you people are really, really stupid

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  11. Hahaha wow seriously? technically, unless you are native American, your an immigrant.

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  12. even native americans weren't native.
    so.....

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  13. Native Americans were the first humans in the country hence why they're called Native Americans,I'm talking about all the generations here. geez

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  14. Indigenous peoples are simply the people who exterminated the previous indigenous people.

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  15. 2nd poster, there is no black NATIVE americans.

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  16. Wow you guys totally went off topic fast...it has nothing to do with the picture AT ALL.

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  17. holy hell.. I must find this for I do not believe what I am seeing. that is some craziness...

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  18. Dumbass in Denile

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