Baby Metal


Thanks to Greta for sending this in.

49 comments:

  1. Not quite as strange as usual. Good song, actually.

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  2. I actually really liked the song XD

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  3. Started off good, but then...

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  4. That was surprisingly normal as compared to the rest of the wtfs on this website....

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  5. Talented to be sure...they just need to find a different genre

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  6. ...that was...strange indeed. It went from Pop, to heavy metal, back to pop for a little bit, then back to heavy metal for a while, then back to pop and then finish off with heavy metal.....*GASP*...that was a mouthful xD

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  7. It almost seemed like what would happen if Britney Spears met Motorhead. It was pretty good but also very scary. I didn't know whether to rock out or cry...

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  8. Pretty much like most that jpop stuff, crappy.

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  9. Was I the only one who wished their skirts bounced up just a little bit higher?

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    1. Yes, yes you were the only one.

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    2. Dude... The oldest one is 13....

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    3. the oldest is 16 at this point of time which is "correct" well at least for us in age between 18-20!

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  10. Since when loli sing black metal? Seriously I think japan miss the point of black metal out there!

    Still, this is pretty good.

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    1. The band is Speed/thrash metal not black. The girls cute, young but cute. As an old headbanger I liked it. It is different.

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  11. jajaja.... no sabe lo que es metal creo !?

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  12. I kinda liked it....it was still really weird...

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  13. I actually like this, don't care what anyone says, I've seen weirder shit from japan before.

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  14. To the commenter who wished their skirts would bounce up a little higher - You ain't allowed to watch videos anymore with kids.

    Anyways, the only expression i had to this video is WTF Japan.

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  15. japan....making even metal cute......

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  16. I'd wear a mask over my face to if I had to play in a metal band like this, especially if we had to make a video! lol
    However, I think I shat fire, brimstone and rainbows watching this video.

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  17. hardly black metal November 9, 2011 11:58 AM, nothing like it at all?

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  18. Not WTF at all, its just the beginning of Pop-Metal and I wish those girls well in the world of Metal, I hope to see a Show of Yours someday.

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  19. I kind of wish I knew what they were saying, so that way I could get an idea of just how "Metal" these girls are supposed to be. Because right now, they just sound like they're singing a kiddie pop song to me. Which a feeling tells me probably has more to do with the language than the actual song itself.

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  20. I actually like this song and the video's not totally bad ^_^

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  21. PEDOBEAR APPROVES D:

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  22. That was actually pretty badass. I hope my children rock that hard one day.

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  23. LYRICS? MUST FIND!

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  24. I can finally say I've heard double bass drums on what seems to be kiddie pop vocals

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  25. this ain't black metal; it's nu-metal.

    and yes, still with lolis.

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  26. Loli-metal... sweet :)

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  27. English Translation
    No guarantees!

    Old style bangs are Cutie Style
    If they are perfectly straight they are first class. Totally amazing.
    Today's lipstick, that one? This one? That one? Which one?
    Which? Wait. What time is it?

    Hanging out, hanging out, after school hanging out is party time
    But it's girls only. Girl talk to totally cool.
    Today's VIP that person? This person? That person? Who?
    Who? Wait. What time is it?

    I hate acting dumb! I hate it!
    I want to see new parts of the world! I want to see!
    The fourth dimension, fifth dimension, I hope! I hope!
    I want to be 10% taller! Want to be!
    Alright!?

    Ring ring ring! Good morning. Wake up.
    Please. Just a minute! Just a minute!
    Ring ring ring! Don't be impatient. Hurry up.
    Noisy morning.
    Ring ring ring! Don't panic. Make up.
    Please. Just a minute! Just a minute!
    Ring ring ring! Today will be a new version of me.
    Pitter patter morning.

    Clean face, clean face, glasses are my hairpin, Funny Face
    But wait three seconds, the transformation is ultra fast!
    Today's coat, that one? This one? That one? Which one?
    Which? Wait. What time is it?

    I hate acting dumb! I hate it!
    I want to see new parts of the world! I want to see!
    The fourth dimension, fifth dimension, I hope! I hope!
    I want to be 10% taller! Want to be!
    Alright!?

    Ring ring ring! Good morning. Wake up.
    Please. Just a minute! Just a minute!
    Ring ring ring! Don't be impatient. Hurry up.
    Noisy morning.
    Ring ring ring! Don't panic. Make up.
    Please. Just a minute! Just a minute!
    Ring ring ring! Today will be a new version of me.
    Pitter patter morning.

    Romaji Version

    pattsun pattsun maegame pattsun Cutie Style
    yappa icchokusen nara ittoushou yo chou sugoi
    kyou no rippu acchi? kocchi? socchi? docchi?
    Which? chocchi? uochi ima nan ji?

    shuugou shuugou houkago shuugo Party Time
    datte joushika sanka de gaaruzu tookuyou chou yabai
    kyounoVIP acchi? kocchi? socchi? docchi?
    Which? chocchi? uochi ima nan ji?

    shiranai furi wa kirai! kirai!
    shiranai sekai mitai! mitai!
    yojigen gojigen kitai! kitai!
    10% senobi shitai! shitai!
    yone!?

    rinn rinn rinn! ohayou Wake Up
    o-ne-ga-i! cho matte! cho matte!
    Ring Ring Ring! aserazu Hurry Up
    ba-ta-ba-ta mooningu
    rinn rinn rinn! awatezu Make Up
    o-ne-ga-i! cho matte! cho matte!
    Ring Ring Ring! Today wa Version Up
    do-ki-do-ki mooningu

    suppin suppin megane ga heapin Funny Face
    But san byou mattene sokkou henshin chou hayai!
    kyou no RAP acchi? kocchi? socchi? docchi?
    Which? chocchi? uochi ima nan ji?

    shiranai furi wa kirai! kirai!
    shiranai sekai mitai! mitai!
    yojigen gojigen kitai! kitai!
    10% senobi shitai! shitai!
    yone!?

    rinn rinn rinn! ohayou Wake Up
    o-ne-ga-i! cho matte! cho matte!
    Ring Ring Ring! aserazu Hurry Up
    ba-ta-ba-ta mooningu
    rinn rinn rinn! awatezu Make Up
    o-ne-ga-i! cho matte! cho matte!
    Ring Ring Ring! Today wa Version Up
    do-ki-do-ki mooningu

    Original Japanese at
    http://j-lyric.net/artist/a05517d/l024cc9.html

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  28. This wasn't so bad. I listen almost exclusively to Metal and got a kick out of this.

    Still has more Metal elements than the shit Darkthrone puts our nowadays.

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  29. uh. what's with the nazi flag?

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  30. I like Metal.. and idk, maybe it's just me...music was good.. singers are too bubblegum.

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  31. awesome musik video

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  32. I think this is cute! Very entertaining and the girls are adorable!

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  33. Nice to see that a country that was once so revered for cherishing its symbols and heritage as sacred have decided that children throwing up devil horns are the best thing since MXC. I look to you japan; why? Because I can predict how screwed the world is generation wise. Looking forward to another Resident Evil!

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    1. You do know that they are doing a Fox sign and not devil horns.

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  34. The swastika is a Buddhist symbol. They used it for centuries before the "other guys" turned it around and gave it such a bad rap.
    I thought the group was cute and I actually liked the song,the mix of pop and metal.
    I wouldn't want a steady diet of this, but every once in a while is good.

    They horns are representing the ears and snout of the fox god of Japanese mythology.

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  35. Only the Japanese could make Metal totally enjoyable;)

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  36. From the conservative Metal crowd this girls get a lot of flak, but man it's a fun band and not meant to be serious. "it's the death of metal" really? 3 underage girls are the death? worst thing coming from this, is widening the audience to other bands so chill.

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  37. this is not Black Metal, in fact it is not any kind of Metal what-so-ever.....
    this is just one of those plastic materialized jpop, nothing else, nothing more...

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  38. Hardcore metal listener here.
    I despise this.

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