When u buy unwholesome products off the internet to increase the size of your member, dangerous side effects that are not stated include it mind-controlling you and turning your "special parts" green and leafy. Beware!!!
To the first Anonymous from 9:29 AM: you may not have noticed, but the green part of his misformed papier maché penis is shaped like Japan (he's pointing the wrong way).
...Man, insecure much Japan? so they make a video with some guy with a massive papier mache strap on dick in the shape of Japan to emphasize that they can have huge dicks too? or is this some sort of nationalistic pride about japanese penis size? Or is this like...some sort of superhero with radioactive penis after tsunami several months ago...? man, I'm so lost, I don't even know anymore LOL. Japan's sense of humour is beyond me, the world even. this is WTF at its best ._____.;;;;;
Okay, I can see the map of Japan. What about the plastic hair and pony tails, jumbo scrotum, and knocking stuff over? Anyone have any idea what this is for??? I am stumped and speechless.
I guess he made a giant papier-mache penis and then thought, 'What am I going to do with this? I know, I'll film myself knocking stuff over with it.' Makes perfect sense to me.
I think it has to do with the myth of the creation in Japan. According to Wikipedia, Japan was created when two gods, Izanagi(male) and Izanami(female) mated. He must be cosplaying as Izanagi.Hence why Japan comes out of his dick. The plastic hair and pony tails is an old Japanese hairdo.
Right. I have a number of things to say about this.
1. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa??? 2. Oh yeah, we definitely needed to see it in reverse as well. 3. If your erection persists for longer than 4 hours, seek immediate medical attention. If your erection is green and in the shape of Japan, you are beyond the scope of medical science. The recommended course of action is assisted euthanasia. 4. FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
damn. he has nice balls. his real balls. not his fake ones. you can see them when he's turning around. i'd fuck him. he's cute. i like asian dick. yep yep. okay bai.
Let me guess: japanese imperialism?
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To the first Anonymous from 9:29 AM: you may not have noticed, but the green part of his misformed papier maché penis is shaped like Japan (he's pointing the wrong way).
ReplyDeleteHAAAA Love it!
ReplyDeleteSexy.
ReplyDeleteHow can he keep a straight face doing that? HOW??? Is that part of the japanese culture?
ReplyDeleteLook out its DICKZILLA!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy is the tip green? He shouldnt touch things w it before going to the doctor. This is why we get bird flu Japan!
ReplyDelete...Man, insecure much Japan? so they make a video with some guy with a massive papier mache strap on dick in the shape of Japan to emphasize that they can have huge dicks too? or is this some sort of nationalistic pride about japanese penis size? Or is this like...some sort of superhero with radioactive penis after tsunami several months ago...? man, I'm so lost, I don't even know anymore LOL. Japan's sense of humour is beyond me, the world even. this is WTF at its best ._____.;;;;;
ReplyDeleteDid he died?
ReplyDeletei heard he is the student of art.
ReplyDeleteit has the shape of Japan!
ReplyDeleteThat man, has just created a whole new line of inhuman sexuality.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I can see the map of Japan. What about the plastic hair and pony tails, jumbo scrotum, and knocking stuff over? Anyone have any idea what this is for???
ReplyDeleteI am stumped and speechless.
Shape of Japan!?
ReplyDeleteDoes someone know what this is about?
Does it have a meaning? (destroying things?)
^ it's Japan.
ReplyDeleteThey are so advanced, their meanings differ from the Western World.
I find this hard to masturbate to
ReplyDeleteSaw this on an episode of =3 and immediately I KNEW this video was gonna be on this site...freakin wtf Japan...seriously..
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ReplyDeleteim confused...
ReplyDeleteВполне интересный трюк!
ReplyDeleteI guess he made a giant papier-mache penis and then thought, 'What am I going to do with this? I know, I'll film myself knocking stuff over with it.' Makes perfect sense to me.
ReplyDeleteI think.....I think I may understand this....
ReplyDeleteON THE NEXT EPISODE OF HOARDERS
ReplyDeleteGod yes.
Deleteliterally fell off my chair. I am so high!
ReplyDeleteI think it represents his belief that Japan knocks the rest of the world of with its giant penis. idfklolsd;fkjd
ReplyDeleteThis was on /b/
ReplyDeleteФрейд плачет в гробу
ReplyDeleteHe is trying to tell us he is responsible for the recent earthquake.
ReplyDelete"Cockzilla" In my beavis voice.
ReplyDeletehahah i thought i was the only one who did this
ReplyDeleteВ какую игру вы играете?
ReplyDeleteВ какую игру вы играете?
ReplyDeleteI believe this is satire. Strange satire, but satire nevertheless.
ReplyDeleteNow he has to clean up. what a retard
ReplyDeleteOkinawa looks pretty big !
ReplyDeletei'd fuck that sexy dick, bro! i'd fuck his ball and his cock REAL good. :)
DeleteУ этого ушлёпка ни мозга нет, ни понятия о культуре...
ReplyDeleteI think it has to do with the myth of the creation in Japan. According to Wikipedia, Japan was created when two gods, Izanagi(male) and Izanami(female) mated. He must be cosplaying as Izanagi.Hence why Japan comes out of his dick. The plastic hair and pony tails is an old Japanese hairdo.
ReplyDeleteArt college...
ReplyDeleteis it weird to be turned on by this?
ReplyDeletehis balls bags looks like potatoes.
ReplyDeleteI like his socks.
ReplyDeleteHahaha best comment!
DeleteRight. I have a number of things to say about this.
ReplyDelete1. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa???
2. Oh yeah, we definitely needed to see it in reverse as well.
3. If your erection persists for longer than 4 hours, seek immediate medical attention. If your erection is green and in the shape of Japan, you are beyond the scope of medical science. The recommended course of action is assisted euthanasia.
4. FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
Ugh... Japan.
ReplyDeleteOkaaaay...That was disturbing D:
ReplyDeleteI bet his mom is proud <_<''
ReplyDeleteOH NO! It's CockZilla!!!
ReplyDeletedamn. he has nice balls. his real balls. not his fake ones. you can see them when he's turning around. i'd fuck him. he's cute. i like asian dick. yep yep. okay bai.
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ReplyDeletewow i guess they have meth in japan too
ReplyDeleteOfficially the weirdest boner ever
ReplyDeleteI like the part where he uses his giant Japan penis to magically put everything back on the shelf.
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