The Squid Wrestler

11 comments:

  1. inb4 "did he get tentacle raeped" comments

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  2. This needs to be in my library right now.

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  3. Wait... that's serious? That movie is for real?

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  4. But wrestling is fake so I don't see the conflict here.

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  5. Whoa! genuine real wrestling action at last!!!!111oneeleventwelvethirteen!

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  6. Usually trasnslated "Calamari wrestler" see
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0428662/
    and http://www.nipponcinema.com/blog/the-calamari-wrestler

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  7. Dude i lol'd so hard at 0:23. That 'trailer' would be much better if there was "You're the best around" song from Karate Kid OST seriously

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  8. looks good. haha
    o.0

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  9. Dont stop reading this or you'll die........
    You need to read this and you can't stop until the end or you will suffer a horrible death. If you think this is one of the boring chain-mail letters, then you are wrong.
    I'm going to tell you a story. The story is about a girl called Sara. Sara found a message one morning lying on her bed. She had no... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See more... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See more... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More... See More ... See More idea how it got there but how it did, we will not find out. The message said just one word, and that word was "Run". Sara thought it was her little brother pulling a prank on her, but she thought wrong.
    So sara burnt the note before she went to bed. When she woke up she found the same note lying on the bottom of her bed. Again, before she went to bed she burnt the note. The next morning, she found not a note, but a letter. The letter read: ... See More
    Sara, i am watching you, if you don't run i will kill you. Don't belive me? Well you are unwise. I will give you till Sunday at midnight to get as far away from this house as you can.
    Mary.
    Sara did not think this was real, so she carried on with her normal life. On sunday at midnight, she heard a bang from under her bed. She got up and turned her light on. She looked in her mirror on the wall and saw bloody Mary. She smashed the mirror with her hair brush and looked under the bed. Nothing. Then the light flickered and went out. She thought that the light bulb had just died. She was completely wrong.
    "I told you to run Sara, but you did not. I told you i would kill, you, and your life ends here."
    Sara turned around and saw a Girl wrapped in chains with blood dripping down her face. The girl, she guessed, was Mary. She belived now. Mary had a knife in her hand, a real knife, and stabbed Sara in the stomach nice and slowl, so Sara felt it to the fullest. Sara screamed and slowly bled to death.
    So you are thinking, "What does this have to do with me?" Well if you do not send this on Mary will come to your room on the nearest possible Sunday at mid-night and kill you. This is no joke. Don't be unwise like Sara. Be wise and send it on.
    0 people- You will be killed by Mary on the nearest possibe Sunday at midnight
    5 people- You will be severely injured.
    10 people- You will see bloody Mary in your Mirror
    15 people- You will be left un-harmed
    20 people- You will find alot of money on the floor.
    50 people-You will find alot of money on the floors

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  10. Ohh! Calamari wrestler!
    That movie was hilarious.. they made a sequel with a crab or something too.. lol

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