Weird Japanese Sea Creature


I'm not sure if this is real or not, but I'm going to have nightmares either way. You see one of them close up about a minute into the video, but the whole thing is worth a watch.

88 comments:

  1. I am completely freaked out.

    Need to know about this.

    WHAT IS IT?

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  2. Its all cgi. It was pretty obvious to me. The whole thing is shot with 1st person movie style direction, like cloverfield, and it had a clear and definite structure.

    Very fake, but WTF nonetheless.

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  3. yeah its a viral ad, but a very wtf viral ad

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  4. It looks cg when it's a group of them climbing the rock face but its a practical animitronic when they begin poking it. Especially when it flips over. ROBOT.

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  5. soon those japs will be putting their genitals in places they shouldn't

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  6. WHO'S THAT POKAMAN!?

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  7. Ok, so it's fake, still... bleh!

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  8. scary...i'm scared..it scared the f*** out of me at the end +_+

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  9. From the upcoming release: "Attack of the JellySphincters!"

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  10. im sure thats not real.
    but still thats pretty cruel. you dont go pouring coca-cola on random sea creatures... its not very nice.

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  11. it totally jizzed on em

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  12. i want one of those for my birthday!! make it two in case one dies.

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  13. This is Japanese porn.

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  14. If it's fake, it's still a ''wtf Japan seriously'' video. How could someone, other than Japanese, could have imagine that ?

    If it's real, weird creature's porn like this one will be soon posted on Youporn... If it's not already.

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  15. LMAO, it was like they were filming a soft hentai. Then it JIZZED all over them! PRICELESS

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  16. dumb fucking americans....

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    1. What the fuck do Americans have to do with this?

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    2. Exactly flipping idiot, as u can see it says weirs JAPANESE sea creature. It has nothing to do with anericans. Kmrt

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  17. Excellent, it totally got them in the eye at the end. I did not know robot technology had advanced to the point of robots being able to jizz all over spooked Japanese guys. YAY TECHNOLOGY!

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  18. Check out the full, unedited video on YouTube. There's a shot of those things scurrying away on the rock face, and after the dudes get squirted, it literally explodes.
    wtf m8.

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  19. I think that's called the whispering eye

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  20. Hah vag monster

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  21. Imagine if that's a vagina. haha.

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  22. Who could've guessed it would reverse bukkake the guys messing with it?

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  23. Looks like it...jizzed on their pants!

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  24. It's a FAKE, that's what it is.

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  25. its a jellyfish you idiots

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  26. This just goes to show that everyone love Coke-a-Cola. Even Japanese sea vaginas...

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  27. That's what you get for pouring Coke over the poor thing! It was either a warning or it had an orgasm.

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  28. It looks like a mobile vagina. Suprized they didn't screw it lol

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  29. It was part of the Cloverfield viral campaign.

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  30. lol, this is so fake it hurts.

    surprised the poster and some people even wondered.

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  31. neil patrick harrisMarch 24, 2010 at 2:50 AM

    IT'S AFRAID!

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  32. It's totally a butthole.

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  33. you were attacked by a wild vagina in the long grass

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  34. Would you like to name this caught Pokemon?

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  35. Yes, Coca-Cola is always the answer.

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  36. sae vagina just cummed back. that what u get for putting a stick up of it. and i think its real

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  37. HAHA! Looks like a vagina!! XD

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  38. xD holy crap where it started spurting that white stuff i actually jumped

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  40. ソーセージーコラーチと言う

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  41. How is it that people can so easily confuse a rectum for a vagina?

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  42. yeah, it looked like a vagina. And it was happy XD

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  43. It looks like rectum, vagina and mouth of my ex :S

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  44. they are korean

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  45. why would they pour that stuff on it

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  46. its a head crab from half life

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  47. Anyone else wanna go to Japan? I heard they had a good deal on Seafood right now with a hint of coke and a side of mayonnaise.

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  48. Fzke without hesitation. Just watch a few times the part when the creatures get off the rock, you'll see some of them literally disappear without moving.
    The other part is great job, but I guess it's just some other WTFJaporn :)

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  49. The speed at which those things moves can't be explained by its snail-like body.

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  50. Don't give it Coca-Cola, you moron, that's how they divide and multiply!

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  51. I choose you vaginachu, also closest those guys are getting to one.

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  52. looks like me when i get off for my internet buddy
    >_<

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  53. I shall name it, Reginald

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  54. Wow. First thing people think to do when finding a strange creature? Poke it with a stick,

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  55. hahahah it´s reminds me the jelly fish of sponge bob´s cartoon hahaha

    it was so obvious it ws fake,hahah

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  56. i would like to stick my dick in it

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  57. Had the Tsunami tossed that up from the ocean floor I wouldn't been too surprised.

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  58. The first thing I would have done was poke that thing with a stick xP

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  59. you're walking on the beach. a wild anus appears!
    you choose poke with a stick!
    nothing happened
    you choose stick the stick inside it!
    the wild anus ejaculated!

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  60. Looks kind of like the floods you find in Halo ><"
    (Now you know why they are deadly xD)

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  61. Laughed so hard...

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  62. i'm sorry but it looked like that thing had an orgasm so intense that it exploded

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  63. This is going to give me nightmares

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  64. hey, stop messing with random and rare sea creatures and other mystery animals! they have feelings too, uh, well at least most of them, but the japanese people killed one, which is a mean and stupid way of making animals go EXTINCT! go find out about the wolves, they were almost like that, they have been over hunted ;(

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  65. lol i like how it exploded

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  66. hey you do know its fake anon aug 16th!! if not try looking it up and see if an animal like this truly exists, its funny how people will rant and rave before they know what the hell they truly are bitching about.. makes you look stupid

    other then that its a funny video!!

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  67. omg im gonna have a nightmare..

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  68. This was actually a fake video that was made by people for a Japanese porn site. Yeah...

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  69. First of all .... When it blew up ... That was the ONLY time I didn't think it was a 'robot' anymore ... I mean there was no internal mechanism that blew out with it ... I also find it particularly interesting how the breathing pattern was identical both times it was poked ... Or how it became still when the soda hit it ... As far as it's insides who knows what gases or liquids could have sped up the carbonation process into having it explode ... It seemed to try and expel the liquid before hand but ended up not keeping up with carbonation ... Either way it's disturbing and I won't be able to sleep tonight Thank You...lol

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  70. Was macht der mensch wenn er eine neue art findet?er sticht die tiere mit nem stock.......schade das das ein fake ist..

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  71. And this kids, is what your grandmothers vagina looks like

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  72. put yo dong in it

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  73. The fact that it looks like a vagina should have been a good "fake" tip-off. Come on; it's Japan.

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  74. if they were real i would want to try pouring coke on them.

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  75. I don't know how or why, but my first thought was omfg real life kirbys!!!!!!

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  76. i got a boner is that wrong?

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  77. Its not fake its a type of sea cucumber

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  78. w00t that pussy exploided

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