Robo Geisha



This isn't really a trailer, its more like a list of the most awesome things in the world. I will definitely be renting this movie and uploading the best parts for you guys to enjoy. Thanks to everyone who emailed me this video.
... for some reason I really want some fried shrimp and a glass of milk right now.

51 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 26, 2010 at 2:01 PM

    Im surprised it took this long for robo geisha to get up here! FRIED SHRIMP.

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  2. AnonymousMarch 26, 2010 at 2:03 PM

    I want to be this movie when I grow up...

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  3. AnonymousMarch 26, 2010 at 2:09 PM

    Text: "Geisha Transform"
    Narrator: "Geisha Truh-flllllllll"

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  4. AnonymousMarch 26, 2010 at 3:30 PM

    i love this site so much

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  5. AlexMarch 26, 2010 at 3:30 PM

    ok, now someone tells me WHY are the buildings bleeding at 1:59

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  6. AnonymousMarch 26, 2010 at 3:30 PM

    That narrator was best thing in that vid. i was loling so hard i shat a log.

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  7. CaMarch 26, 2010 at 4:08 PM

    Fried shrimp is not so amazing as the tempura arm in machine girl (Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYVca57PqJM )

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  8. ManFigMarch 26, 2010 at 5:39 PM

    this just makes hiring a geisha THAT more awkward

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  9. AnonymousMarch 26, 2010 at 7:13 PM

    this is choc full-o-awesome!

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  10. PsychoticVaultDwellerMarch 27, 2010 at 2:32 AM

    dude wtf is with the girl who stabs someone in the vagina and or butthole thats all kinds of Frakked up at 2:19

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  11. AnonymousMarch 27, 2010 at 8:16 AM

    Was anyone else slightly disturbed by this? I kind of was. >_> Especially when her eyes go crazy at about 0:50.

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  12. AnonymousMarch 27, 2010 at 10:55 AM

    Oh God, Robogeisha. Why wasn't this here waaay before? My dreams. They are no longer.

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  13. AnonymousMarch 27, 2010 at 7:45 PM

    Yeah, so, why are the buildings spraying blood???

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  14. AnonymousMarch 27, 2010 at 8:47 PM

    Of course, because buildings bleed & everyone has a butt katana.

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  15. AnonymousMarch 27, 2010 at 11:55 PM

    i believe the emphasize in this movie is that geisha's can make anything bleed, may it be buildings, or making vaginas bleed at a more extreme rate

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  16. AnonymousMarch 28, 2010 at 1:33 AM

    i definitely just scrolled past "machine girl" on netflix...

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  17. AnonymousMarch 28, 2010 at 3:26 AM

    oh snap! that shiro robot hit the building so hard, the building started to bleed... epic

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  18. AnonymousMarch 28, 2010 at 7:30 AM

    *no comment*
    *too confused*

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  19. AnonymousMarch 28, 2010 at 11:16 AM

    Anybody else notice that the theme music rips off
    "Live and Let Die"??

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  20. AnonymousMarch 28, 2010 at 1:24 PM

    chainsaw or not, I'd still tap robogeisha.

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    1. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2012 at 7:26 PM

      My apprentice, they did not tell you about Geisha Woodchipper.

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  21. AnonymousMarch 28, 2010 at 7:37 PM

    Whats with the shrimp??

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  22. K.CMarch 29, 2010 at 7:06 PM

    So Geisha is ........................................ They don't really say do they.
    What is Tengu milk?????
    Why is there Giesha??????????

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  23. Wahidah ShukriMarch 30, 2010 at 3:57 AM

    LOL FRIED SHRIMP
    XDDD

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  24. AnonymousMarch 30, 2010 at 12:02 PM

    OOOHHH NOOOOOOOOO THE BUILDINGS ARE BLEEDING!!!!

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  25. AnonymousMarch 30, 2010 at 12:04 PM

    i cant tell if i shoudl watch this or not. like is it porn or just a dirty movie. my head hurts...

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  26. AnonymousMarch 30, 2010 at 12:15 PM

    Well Naborou Iguchi did have a porn background before he made movies like this and Machine Girl. And yes, they are just as f'd up as this.

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  27. AnonymousMarch 31, 2010 at 1:12 PM

    Was... she... stabbed in the anus???

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  28. KApril 1, 2010 at 6:38 PM

    they say that giesha is a robot but why does it have blood????? lol

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  29. AnonymousApril 1, 2010 at 8:15 PM

    kkkk...quero assistir....deve ser muito piada

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  30. AnonymousApril 3, 2010 at 12:05 AM

    uuuugh wi are the buildings bleeding? or is it some kind of weird red japanese oil?

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  31. AnonymousApril 3, 2010 at 7:07 PM

    broken wear broken wear nice train

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  32. UnknownApril 5, 2010 at 12:10 PM

    This is the biggest collection of WTF I've ever seen.

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  33. modrockerhippieApril 10, 2010 at 5:26 AM

    Yeah, I noticed that the music sounds like a slower version of "Live And Let Die". But hey, you always see stuff like that on sites like this.

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  34. Richie086April 10, 2010 at 9:27 AM

    Come for the fried shrimp, stay for the handicapped gun!

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  35. AnonymousApril 25, 2010 at 7:28 AM

    so if u get stabbed in the eyes for orderin fried shrimp, what happens if u get the steak?

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  36. The Fate of MoralityJune 14, 2010 at 6:24 PM

    di.. did that girl become a tank?!

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  37. SagemanJune 17, 2010 at 2:52 PM

    Okay, let me get this straight: the temple transforms into the giant Shiro Robot. The temple then smashes buildings, causing buildings to bleed?
    ...
    Only in Japan...

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  38. AnonymousJune 22, 2010 at 1:44 AM

    Saw the film a couple weeks ago. The trailer does not do justice to how terrifyingly awesome/insane this movie is.

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  39. AnonymousOctober 7, 2010 at 12:11 PM

    Not a question to be taken as purely pejorative, but one of honest curiosity: What manner of person sits down to write something like this? I mean, I assume there was a script-writer involved in this project, which means there had to be a script, which leads one to ponder what the writing sessions must have been like..

    "And then the robo-geisha outfit splits open and a half-naked girl wearing a tengu mask leaps out and attacks them."

    "..Then the other robo-geisha transforms the lower part of her body into a battle-tank, and starts driving towards the robo-pagoda which is rampaging the city, shamisen-saber in hand.." (to self: "Yes, this is GOLD!")

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    1. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2012 at 7:24 PM

      "I assume there was a script-writer involved in this project, which means there had to be a script..."

      Assume nothing, grasshopper.

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  40. AnonymousFebruary 8, 2011 at 1:12 AM

    Suddenly...
    FRIED SHRIMP

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  41. AnonymousMarch 26, 2011 at 9:59 AM

    Robo Geisha.. WINS!!

    FATALITY

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  42. AnonymousMay 19, 2011 at 6:32 PM

    I WANT A BUTT KATANA

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  43. AnonymousMay 19, 2011 at 6:33 PM

    Then...
    "RAPE FROM BEHIND!.....AAAGHGAHGAAH!!!"
    "UH-UH, I DONT THANK SO!"

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  44. AnonymousJune 8, 2011 at 3:32 PM

    This movie is on Netflix watch instantly.

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  45. AnonymousJune 9, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    I fucking lost it at FRIED SHRIMP.

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  46. AnonymousJune 13, 2011 at 8:10 PM

    ._. some thing said pop in my head ...... Mommy what is that pleas explain

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  47. AnonymousAugust 1, 2011 at 8:53 AM

    This was an epic movie. Definitely best viewed with a large, unruly crowd.

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  48. AnonymousAugust 29, 2011 at 11:15 PM

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/98/Noboru-Iguchi-2-10-2010.jpg

    Ze director. A face only a mother could love...

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  49. AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 1:33 AM

    this geisha has mutated before the radiation messed up some japanese brains...lol

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