Wow, and I thought the banana commercial was off-the-wall-weird. Makes you wonder what his day-job is! 0.o
this is just wrong on so many levels
I just don't know anymore.
Sweet bass skills though.
I heard "gyuunyuu" (milk) in the song, so maybe the song has something to do with all the milk?
nice lucky star bass LOL
I like the "Nice Boat" at 4:09. Now, that was a meme!
Words can't describe.On one hand: epic bass skills and Lucky Star bass.On the other: well, you know. The through the roof weirdness levels....
sad, sad little man/woman
WOW. Brilliant video
oh shi-........is that a man?......
As a musician I really enjoyed the bass skills, its just...well....yeah...
wow he's trying to make his boobs bigger with those exercises o-o; 1:44
3:55,You dare drink milk from a Coca-Cola Glass,You must DIE!!!!!!!!!!
haha Konata from lucky star.. just a nice finishing touch to the bass
Isn't that tissu hime ?!?
this guy is korean.
Well I enjoyed his bass skills...but the rest was just really weird.And tsk tsk, he can't handle his milk
I have the same Coca-cola glass
Hahaha, I met this guy in person several times. He's Korean and plays in a Korean metal band ^^
Oh, he plays in a band? I always wondered that.
he's from Korea, not Japan, lol xD he's in a Korean Metal band.
he's a great bassist...but, WTF?
I... I don't understand...
Aaaahhh.... what just happened? Was i mildly turned on by this?... i am questioning reality
As an aspiring bass player i'm jealous of that dude's immense skills. =(Damn it. I have to beat this weirdo!That was a very nice boat, btw.
ROFLMAOSf'nBw/VSEUTF!!! Meaning: Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off So F'n Bad with Vomit Spraying Everywhere Uncontrollably Then Faint!!!LOL *choke* LOL First of all is that really his hair?! OMG!.. Second is WTF?! LOL Third is that he got some madazz S-killz! Fourth is the milk! Oh GuzD! the milk! Fifth is still WTF hahaha... Last is the awesome "on hold" boat scene LOL
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